7/ Harold Camping just paid off the mortgage on his radio stations
6/ He predicted the earth's end for 1978, September 6, 1994, September 15, 1994 ,September 29, 1994 , October 2, 1994, December 25, 1994, March 16, 1995 ,September 24, 1995, April 3, 1996, May 3, 1996 ... the law of averages says he has to be right some time http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110504174535AAOIUS3
5/If you play "It's The End of The World as We Know It" by R..E.M backwards it reveals a biblical code
4/ He took from The Smother's Brothers and tells Jesus "DAD likes me best" every night ** see Matthew 24:36**
3/ The world's warranty ran out two months ago
2/ Two words : "Bath night" (we all know the phone always rings or there is some world ending emergency just after you get into the tub or shower)
1/ The Fire insurance was too expensive so the Nations all had to cancel their policies
Bob - this is hilarious!
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